The Professor is Back

It's been some time now since our last post. Much has changed - and yet not.

Though circumstances now allow The Professor to return from the wilderness and reveal his true role in the Ministry, it seems, regrettably he is needed more than ever as Parliament implodes. In private conversation he's let it be known the current expense scandals are no more than a dangerous distraction, a mere sideshow. We await his world-renowned insights.

Unshackled from the chains of a broadcaster's public remit, he's chosen to make his life-changing correspondence course available to us all via the interweb. He assures us that through it, we can change not only our lives but also the country we live in. We're doubly delighted with his return as he's promised to write for the blog (we'll be ensuring all utterances are run by lawyers) without recourse to substances that led to revelations like this.

However, he's keen to remind us that throughout the Ministry's original journey, there were signposts a-plenty in the blog - he quotes from as early as July 2007, "We googled Damien McBride – he’s a 'special advisor'. Little more is known." 

Much has changed.

Despite his self-confessed slovenly behaviour and poor time-keeping we remain quietly confident he'll deliver on his promise and begin posting - we've never seen him so fired up.

Naturally, we'll keep you posted