Guido hits the nail on the head.

Harriet Harman's much heralded "end of self regulation" with the "independent" Parliamentary Standards Authority has seen the light of day.

However you dress it up, the power to refer misconduct to the courts is exactly the same as the power to prevent misconduct getting to the courts.

Guido's response pretty much nails it. We're still waiting to scrutinise the thing and will report back. Initial thoughts centre on the introductory paragraph - limiting scope to financial misconduct, which, as we've discussed at length, is only a symptom of the problem.


The devil will be in the detail - this body can impose criminal penalties, but as Guido points out, in practise it's effectively an establishment filter which then decides how misconduct will be dealt with before courts get anywhere near it. Also noted by Peter Riddell in the Times,

"The final power to decide on non-criminal penalties will still lie with MPs. But self-regulation is being heavily qualified in practice."

Douglas Carswell MP 'hates' judges

The Ministry had a lovely run in with Conservative 'radical' Douglas Carswell at the RSA last week.

When asked why he had declined to support the Bill, Mr Carswell trotted out the tried and tested Harperson answer "I don't think the courts can deal with this" and went on to say, "to be frank it's (the law prohibiting deception by MPs) a stupid idea"

When pushed, he was quick to anger... "I hate judges and lawyers are even worse."

A friendly lawyer was on hand to help the Ministry out... reminding Carswell, "Well then you shouldn't be in parliament. You're a legislator and everything you do, you entrust to the courts".

Carswell, elegantly as a Kant can possibly be, hustled himself through the side exit.

The Ministry sold out ? Cash for legislation ?

Many thanks to the readers who pointed this out ;

PS. Don't tell anyone in Parliament you can sell legislation in Japan

Horsetrading

Maurice Frankel warned us of the dangers of getting legislation passed. He should know.

Maurice is the man ultimately behind the expenses scandal. For twenty years he shepherded the Freedom of Information Act onto the statute books - then had to suffer listening to the executive take the credit, "We're the Government that introduced Freedom of Information". The fourth estate owes him bigtime. He told us of the ear-curling, head-frazzling deals done behind the scenes - we could have had the FOI 20 years ago if Clement Freud MP had been prepared to miss a train and a critical vote. Today, the whips would have him hung-drawn and quartered.

Needless to say, the back-stage cajoling of MPs and parties to buy into The Prohibition of Deception Bill has been a nest of worried wording and veiled threats. Lord Falconer (a man we intitially got all loved up over) freaked the Ministry out by ignoring all questions and repeatedly asking for the names of 11 Labour backbenchers supporting the Bill and details of the open letter they were preparing. We'd asked him if he'd changed his mind and would lend his support in view of current circumstances and growing support - Lib Dems have moved significantly off the fence, telling us late last Friday it was now part of the debate. SNP, political commentators and intellectuals endorsed it and the likes of Sir Alistair Graham (Chairman, Standards in Public Life Committee 2007/04) have signed up.

It blipped on the radars of Dizzy Thinks, Labour Home, Old Holborn and the poll came in showing 91% of 77,000 voters are in favour. This may account for a little of the movement from Tory ranks where some backbenchers have moved from - "great idea, I'love the principles, love to see it debated but ain't signing anything" to an "OK, let's see who else has signed it" position.

Ask your MP if they support the Bill here. You may find their responses amusing. Tell 'em there's only so long you can sit on a fence before getting a post up your jacksie.

Kantometer Overload

"We, like Labour politicians, have fought shy of using the "c" word" George Osborne

You'd have thought, somewhere along the line, somebody would have said, "this is our chance to prove we've changed, prove we've learned our lessons". In the past six weeks we've heard promises of little else from Her Majesty's Government and Parliament.

You'd have thought they'd have realised there's a benchmark in place. The public was always going to be able to compare The Telegraph's information on expenses to Parliament's published response. The difference between the two is the measure of Parliamentary intent for transparency and accountability.

You'd be hard-pressed to find circumstances where Parliament was under greater obligation to address their failings or had a better opportunity to show good faith and have fallen so miserably short. Actually, that's not strictly true.

The end of John Major's government imploding in sleaze saw promises of reform with the Nolan report and implementation of numerous commissioners, codes of conduct and no less than 3 offices charged with the task of maintaining standards.

That was over a decade ago.

A month ago, Justice Minister Shahid Malik stepped down whilst Brown instigated an "independent" investigation into his expense claims. Last week Brown announced Malik was cleared but refused to publish the details (subsequently forced to publish in "redacted' form - Ed).

This week Brown announced the latest "independent" Iraq enquiry is to be held in private.

And yesterday, the much heralded "first step towards reform" - transparency for expenses, shows it's face...

What a bunch of Kants.

Standards in Public Life Chairman endorses Anti-Deception law for MPs

The Ministry's cup overflows...

With some notable exceptions (Lord Falconer, the Lord Chancellor on Mr Blair's watch - more on him later, we've mixed it up with him before) some very surprising heavyweights are signing up to support the Bill, today brings the roll of honour to...

Sir Alistair Graham
Chairman of the Committee on Standards in Public Life 2003-2007

Having sat right in the belly of the beast on our particular beef with the standards of right honourables, he's uniquely placed to consider what's needed to reform Parliament. His support for the Bill is high praise indeed.

Hands in (on) the till(er)

As you're no doubt aware, much noise about "Change the voting system, procedure in the house, an elected second chamber" etc.

Easy to get sidetracked by the urgent calls for massive Parliamentary reform - and forget the very, very basics...

...When someone gets caught with their hands in the till, you don't blame the system - you call the authorities. The problem is their number - 020 7219 3000 . Try calling. We did.

P.S. For added amusement ask to be put through to Detective Inspector Blears (and post a comment with the response).

(with many thanks to Peter Oborne for reminding us at the IQ2 debate last night)

Questiontime. What happened ?

Apologies for omitting to be wholly transparent in good time on The Professor's much anticipated Questiontime appearance. Sadly, there was a last minute cabinet re-shuffle and complete change of panel.

Blears guilty as a dog

The BBC has an interesting link on the same page as this Hazel "within the rules" Blears article... Can dogs really look guilty ? The article says apparently not - it's all in the owner's mind.

No doubt she'll find out in due course if her constituency Labour Party agree.

Privileges and Standards Committee - Good Work

A solid supporter of Parliament policing itself, the Chairman of the Committee for Standards and Privileges, Sir George Young said to us not long ago :

"I think we've got the balance right and no-one has a greater interest in policing the code, setting high standards for MP's than Members of Parliament - we have a vested interest."

Nice to see he's beavering away behind the scenes to ensure the vested interest. On Monday he addressed the House of Lords to assure them the Committee was well on top of investigating and discovering those responsible for leaks from select committees to the press and is proposing sanctions.

Good to know where the energies are being channeled in one of the three bodies responsible for standards in Parliament. You'll be pleased to know Sir George has also thrown his hat in the ring to replace Michael Martin (soon to be ex-speaker of the House).

Competition - Political Whoppers

Win the Ministry's Higher Diploma Course pack

To celebrate the release of The Professor's "home tuition course" on DVD, we're holding a competition to find the biggest political whoppers ever. Want to share your favourite political lie ? Post it in the comments below. Competition ends on Friday 19th June.

The Professor describes the course as follows ;

"Making it illegal for MPs to deceive us is easier than you think and surprisingly good fun. I'll show you how. Take my diploma and discover the secrets behind the Science of Lies. The Kantometer, Alternative Reality Clarification and much, much more will be yours. Think of it as the class you wish you'd always had... part education, part kamikaze"

The Higher Diploma pack includes: “The Ministry of Truth”, “Taking Liberties” (DVD) and Peter Oborne’s book “The Rise of Political Lying"

Good luck.

Transparency Brown

This week Gordon Brown shares just one of his recipes for restoring public trust

1. Take one expenses scandal implicating Ministers, MP's etc.
2. Stir well, simmer and heat whilst adding several measures of panicking career politicians
3. Add one dose of "I'm appalled and will do all I can to restore public trust etc.".
4. Add a sprig of "Reform and transparency are essential"
5. Make sure all traces of previous statements re. the above are seen as evidence of continuing commitment as opposed to lack of.
6. Promise all incidents of alleged expense fraud etc. will be investigated.
7. Re-appoint Shahid Malik, one of the afore-mentioned Ministers accused of expense fraud.
8. Refuse to publish the basis for finding him innocent on grounds of the report containing too many personal details
9. Refuse to publish a report with the afore-mentioned personal details removed.

Next week, we'll be looking at Nick Griffin's BNP recipe for omelettes

and Lord Mandelson's custard delight special.

Lord knows, Attlee a Kant ?

Grandson of Clement Attlee the current Lord Attlee is currently a member of the Lords Opposition Whips' Office. He was kind enough to respond to our request for support of the Elected Representatives (Prohibition of Deception) Act with this e-mail

Fortunately I have a large waste paper basket very near me.
In addition my computer has a very useful delete button.
Best regards Lord Attlee

Generally indicative of the split across Parliament - some get it and want it debated pronto, others.... well. You may want to evaluate his Lordship with the on-line Kantometer and send him the results at ATTLEEJ@parliament.uk

Enjoy

The Professor on Questiontime !

More excitement at Ministry Towers... as the Bill gains momentum (more MPs signing up daily - faster than you can say, "another Minister's resigned") it seems the Professor has finally found the recognition he so richly deserves for his much-ridiculed intellect.

Word just came in.... this coming Thursday night (BBC1 either 9 or 10pm) our very own in-house meta-physician will be on Questiontime.... we kid you not. As we speak he's preparing an extensive bathing routine to celebrate the occasion. This promises to be unmissable.