The Professors passion for "The Science of Deceit" started here...

Employed by the Ministry (in a covert capacity) to help introduce the law ending dishonest politics, you can see his hand all over the posts of past.

Current political circumstances have forced him to reveal himself and as we speak, MPs are signing up to re-introduce The Elected Representatives (Prohibition of Deception) Bill for debate with over 80,000 voters supporting them.

Posts before Jan '08 are purely for the record (with hindsight they make fascinating reading). Posts after May 13th mark the Professor's return.

Meet the Professor

Friday, May 15, 2009

How sweet it is... be loved by you.

No sooner than the announcement of the Professor's return and there are strange goings-on at Ministry Towers.

1) The van above appeared outside our offices. Please note, in no way can we justify anything like £250k for after-dinner consular services (despite the Professor's astrological expense allowance)
2) A web domain request was made for confirmation of current address details
3) A comment appeared under the announcement post on the blog.

With regard to item 3)...

Let it be known that in exchange for this anonymous unpleasantry we intend to reciprocate. Had you the balls to identify yourself we'd have smiled and be done with it.

Sadly, this was not the case, and we know who you are, where you sit, which network you posted from etc. etc.

Given the current political climate we're not sure the taxpayer would appreciate you spending your time like this. If an explanation for your anonymity isn't forthcoming, next week we shall start by revealing your details in reverse order - beginning with city, then post-code, then network... get the picture ? Get in touch.

We await your response.

Meantime, classes start soon. Spread the good word - the Professor won't be satisfied until every name on the UK's electoral register has enrolled

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