The Professors passion for "The Science of Deceit" started here...

Employed by the Ministry (in a covert capacity) to help introduce the law ending dishonest politics, you can see his hand all over the posts of past.

Current political circumstances have forced him to reveal himself and as we speak, MPs are signing up to re-introduce The Elected Representatives (Prohibition of Deception) Bill for debate with over 80,000 voters supporting them.

Posts before Jan '08 are purely for the record (with hindsight they make fascinating reading). Posts after May 13th mark the Professor's return.

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Wednesday, March 21, 2007

Clicks’n Pops'n echoes.

Much weirdness at the Ministry.

The new pizza delivery guy seems skittish – furtive eyes and small hands. When we question him even lightly on the Diablo with extra cheese - he clearly knows nada.

Clicks, pops, echoes and whistling on our phones.

Our friends at Spymaster tell us if Her Majesty’s Government (Ltd) wants to hear what we’re up to - there's basically no way we can stop it.

Do we have delusions of grandeur ? Should we be flattered ?

Can you make a Freedom of Information request to find out if you’re being bugged ?

Did the Lord Chancellor’s office buy into our low-grade porn gag and tip off the thought Police ?


  1. You should've asked your 'delivery' friend if he had any nice ladies he was willing to share.

  2. I think you're flattering yourselves - if your name isn't Rupert Murdoch why would the gov. listen to you ?

  3. If you’re not careful, you’ll all be locked up… ; )