The Professors passion for "The Science of Deceit" started here...

Employed by the Ministry (in a covert capacity) to help introduce the law ending dishonest politics, you can see his hand all over the posts of past.

Current political circumstances have forced him to reveal himself and as we speak, MPs are signing up to re-introduce The Elected Representatives (Prohibition of Deception) Bill for debate with over 80,000 voters supporting them.

Posts before Jan '08 are purely for the record (with hindsight they make fascinating reading). Posts after May 13th mark the Professor's return.

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Thursday, November 23, 2006

the call to the Parliamentary Ombudsman

The Parliamentary Ombudsman offices were clearly a better work environment than the misery our girl from the Citizens Advice Bureau was living in.

Maybe it was just me.


  1. ummm.... So you can just imagine the result...
    You write to the Leader of the Party or the Chairman, they "investigate" and then write back to say it's been sorted....won't happen again old chap!

    I think this adventure is going to be great fun!

  2. I have Tone, Dave and Mings numbers should anyone need them.

  3. Cool idea guys, cant wait to see where you are going with this.

  4. David Blunkett9 Nov 2006, 21:38:00

    I can see where you're going

  5. I suspect you're going super-fucking fast to super-fucking nowhere

  6. so much blerb and pointless (clever) political policy//

    remember: it is a built in british prerequisit to leave a slash in the umbrella/ to which a looped hole could be found? somewhere? surely/ already found..perhaps

  7. david if you know where it is going can you lend them any help/ideas?? surely experience is needed with such a delicate subject//

  8. orange chelsea23 Jan 2007, 16:59:00

    oh mandy try reading or at least being civilised

    hows the asbo????