The Professors passion for "The Science of Deceit" started here...

Employed by the Ministry (in a covert capacity) to help introduce the law ending dishonest politics, you can see his hand all over the posts of past.

Current political circumstances have forced him to reveal himself and as we speak, MPs are signing up to re-introduce The Elected Representatives (Prohibition of Deception) Bill for debate with over 80,000 voters supporting them.

Posts before Jan '08 are purely for the record (with hindsight they make fascinating reading). Posts after May 13th mark the Professor's return.


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Wednesday, April 25, 2007

New Standards ?

Much government weirdness to report.

We only just interviewed the Chairman of the Committee on Standards in Public Life, Sir Alistair Graham, must be coincidence that an "interim replacement" was announced yesterday - Rita Donaghy.

Perhaps it’s also coincidence that she could be Sir Alistair's identical female twin.

All this and the recent revelation that Gordon Brown is in fact Hilda Ogden.

It’s a little known fact that Soho’s leading female impersonator revue bar, Madame Jojo's offers price concessions to those holding full labour party membership.

Perhaps the party’s taking Tony Blair’s vow to increase the number of female MPs a little too seriously ?

That said, Sir Alistair wasn’t shy in his criticism of the current lack of accountability for ministers. We’ll be posting his interview soon.

4 comments:

  1. I'm sure I've seen Cherie Blair perform at Madame JoJo's. How many more she-males have infiltrated our government ?

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  2. There is no other way of guarding oneself against flattery than by letting men understand that they will not offend you by speaking the truth; but when everyone can tell you the truth, you lose their respect.

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  3. Tony (nee Phillipa)25 Apr 2007, 17:02:00

    Prince Niccolo said...

    "There is no other way of guarding oneself against flattery than by letting men understand that they will not offend you by speaking the truth...

    Does "men" include trangenderers ?

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  4. Men in general judge more from appearances than from reality. All men have eyes; but few have the gift of penetration.

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