The Professors passion for "The Science of Deceit" started here...

Employed by the Ministry (in a covert capacity) to help introduce the law ending dishonest politics, you can see his hand all over the posts of past.

Current political circumstances have forced him to reveal himself and as we speak, MPs are signing up to re-introduce The Elected Representatives (Prohibition of Deception) Bill for debate with over 80,000 voters supporting them.

Posts before Jan '08 are purely for the record (with hindsight they make fascinating reading). Posts after May 13th mark the Professor's return.

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Wednesday, May 09, 2007

Ministry gone dark. Moose (sturdy) needs Man (hygiene not important)

Apologies, apologies. We've had to go dark once again.

We had to move HQ not long ago - convinced they were on to us.

Thought we were fine but all of a sudden the weird noises on the phone re-appear and one of our girls gets a weird tailing-scenario. She's convinced it's a stalker. We know better - she's flattering her (moose) self.

In any case, if there are any near-sighted males between the ages of 16 and 75 (80 at a push if he's got a few quid), please e-mail us P.O. Box details and two photos (one un-dressed).

Normal service will resume once re-location is complete (probably next week). If you'd like to be alerted when this happens, sign up.