The Professors passion for "The Science of Deceit" started here...

Employed by the Ministry (in a covert capacity) to help introduce the law ending dishonest politics, you can see his hand all over the posts of past.

Current political circumstances have forced him to reveal himself and as we speak, MPs are signing up to re-introduce The Elected Representatives (Prohibition of Deception) Bill for debate with over 80,000 voters supporting them.

Posts before Jan '08 are purely for the record (with hindsight they make fascinating reading). Posts after May 13th mark the Professor's return.

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Tuesday, June 09, 2009

Transparency Brown

This week Gordon Brown shares just one of his recipes for restoring public trust

  1. Take one expenses scandal implicating Ministers, MP's etc.
  2. Stir well, simmer and heat whilst adding several measures of panicking career politicians
  3. Add one dose of "I'm appalled and will do all I can to restore public trust etc.".
  4. Add a sprig of "Reform and transparency are essential"
  5. Make sure all traces of previous statements re. the above are seen as evidence of continuing commitment as opposed to lack of.
  6. Promise all incidents of alleged expense fraud etc. will be investigated.
  7. Re-appoint Shahid Malik, one of the afore-mentioned Ministers accused of expense fraud.
  8. Refuse to publish the basis for finding him innocent on grounds of the report containing too many personal details
  9. Refuse to publish a report with the afore-mentioned personal details removed.

Next week, we'll be looking at Nick Griffin's BNP recipe for omelettes
and Lord Mandelson's custard delight special.

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