Miliband out of favour
Hmmm. A shift away from Miliband by his hormonal fans at Ministry Towers.
Accepting the foreign office brief did not go down well with those that “just wanted to (s)mother him” after his much talked up commitment to his previous position safeguarding the planet and its farmers.
As Secretary of State for Environment, Food and Rural Affairs our office males were always a little too quick to condemn the man’s track record, but now, the female cry (mid-application of heavy lipstick) of “he is committed to the environment, he’s not just another politician on the make etc.” is no-longer offered up.
In fact, it’s been more like a bleary-eyed staring into the distance, a wistful shaking of the head, a distracted return to the computer screen and an awful gnawing at the soul whilst muttering under their breath, “All men are shit.”.
Our glee is tempered by the terrible stain Miliband has left on male integrity at Ministry Towers.
We will never get laid.
Selah.
Miliband seems a little off-balance/suprised in this photo. Was it taken at the proctologists ? If so, it's deeply impressive that he's kept his jacket on.
ReplyDeleteTsk, tsk, tsk. Signs are good that he'll be fucking up foreign relations too. Asking Bush for the return of British detainees from Guantanamo. Not that he's wrong, but isn't it a little bit after due date ? Suggest the Treasury next (perhaps after he's finshed his economics GCSE).
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